Lyrics

SEVENTEEN WAYS
Words and Music by Brian Holcomb ©2025

Seventeen ways to get the thing over
Seventeen ways to get the thing done
Seventeen ways to roll the thing over
Oh my God what a barrel of fun

Seventeen ways to get the thing over
Seventeen ways and then the job’s done
Seventeen ways come hell or high water
Oh my God what have I done?

Seventeen ways to get the thing over
Seventeen ways to get the thing done
Seventeen ways to Sunday is over
Oh my God…

Solo

Seventeen ways to get the thing over
Seventeen ways to get the thing done
Seventeen ways come hell or high water
Oh my God!